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Introducing |
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LEGG-OFF |
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Legg-Off Founder and Inventor Bartleby Mason III |
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Originally discovered in the mid-1800’s by Civil War veteran and brilliant inventor Bartleby Mason III, Legg-Off presents a revolutionary approach to weight loss in the 21st century. Working on the scientific principles set forth by Mr. Mason in 1865 (primarily that the human leg makes up approximately 1/4 of the total body weight), Legg-Off offers its users weight loss opportunities rarely seen outside major war zones, remote minefields and firework testing facilities. Full leg removal from Legg-Off gets rid of not only unwanted body fat, but also that pesky extra bone, sinew and muscle you just don’t need to today’s sloth-like society. Call today for a trial chop and see just how Legg-Off can make your life into a peg-leg dream! |
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Free chop for first 50 patients! |
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Weight Loss GUARANTEED or your money back! |
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Some joyful Legg-Off customers...finally able to enjoy the beach after so many years of two-legged embarrassment! |
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Before Legg-Off, I used to be a fat, mumu wearing, whisky drinking shut in... |
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...but now I’m a one-legged, fat, mumu wearing, whisky drinking shut in!!!
THANK YOU LEGG OFF!!! |