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Gold Diggers Against VIAGRA |
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Hi, my name is Lula Mae and I have started this here thing called “Gold Diggers Against Viagra”. You see, ever since I was a little girl, I’ve always known that the only thing I ever want to be was a Gold Digger. I worked hard for what I wanted...I got real thin, real blond and got some really big boobs...but when I was finally ready to make my big break in the world of Gold Digging, the worst thing EVER happened...Viagra.
You see, there used to be a day where a young woman could enter the career of Gold Digging with joy...you find that old rich guy, smile at him, show him a boob every once in awhile and after a few short years, you’re rich (and he’s hopefully dead). But then that little blue pill came along and ruined it all for us. No longer can we Gold Diggers get our man and give nothing more than a few kisses and sit on the old codger’s lap…oh no, now these guys expect good loving...REAL good loving.
So that’s when I decided it would be good to go about this in an All-American manner and I got myself a lawyer. I decided it was time that us Gold Diggers teamed together and made a change for the better. We gonna sue them big companies that make Viagra because their “medicine” has practically ruined our careers and our quality of life. So all you girls that are or ever wanted to be a Gold Digger, you jump on board and help us stop Viagra! |
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NO! |
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